Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes and wishes: Marriage is the name of strength between two hearts, which are bound from trust and love which they share and believes. Ups and downs are the part of life but stay together is the final purpose of the marriage. As serious wishes are important funny wishes also played a romantic role in expressing the feelings.
Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes
Here some of the funny messages
- Wife: I think we should slay a goat on our anniversary.
Husband: It was my mistake, so you cannot punish a goat for that.
- Wife: It’s our wedding Anniversary we should do something.
Husband: Let’s take a few moments of silence for this sad incidence.
- If you ever feel sad. Watch your marriage video in other direction. Wife will remove her ring, leave your car and will return to her home.
- Wife newly learned English.
Wife: let’s go out for dinner, today is our anniversary.
Husband: I am very tired let me rest first.
Wife: Ok rest in peace.
- 1st man: What is happiness? 2nd man: I don’t know brother. I was married in a small age.
- Thought of the day: don’t estimate someone from his small car or old dresses. Maybe he is married.
- We have done a lot together, I did many rude things with you, I am bad and I wonder why you are with me? Definitely, because you are just like me.
- Every year on the anniversary I think that what things made live with you, you are a mad, boring and duffer but you know I still like you because you love me.
- I remember our anniversary but I think its ok to remember our birthday. So wish you a happy anniversary with different style.
- As two poles attract each other, we both were attracting each other and then this was a day when we fell in well, errrr marriage and we started our war, errrr life.
- The common thing we had was that we both were mad and thanks for accepting me and making me realize that you are mad also and also for staying with me.
- I can’t imagine a life without you, don’t even think of a moment without you. Not because I love you, because I will be doing washing dishes and doing laundry without you.
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes
- First I thought what happiness is, the after marrying you I realized what happiness was and then I woke up, it’s already too late.
- Some things are not meant to happen and some are not meant to end but we want this thing s to do so. So I want to end my to start loving you which cannot be started and I want to end this marriage which cannot be ended because your mom is a fat policeman over me.
- I am satisfied that all these years ago I found someone to annoy with for the rest of my life so I don’t need anyone else to be annoyed with.
- Thank you for standing in hard times with me when you put us in trouble and move all your mistakes upon me.
- It’s a truth that wife stand with you in every time of difficulty. According to research wife stands with you in 80% problems and it’s another fact that 90% of your problems are caused by her.
- I know you will forget our anniversary and then you will pretend that you found a wishing card and a gift for me under the bed so you can pretend you didn’t.
- Thanks a lot for giving me so much love and romance, you give me the opportunity to become the good wife and now in future good mother. Happy wedding anniversary to my chubby husband.
- I can’t imagine a life living without you, because you cook everything for me. Feel me relax all the time with your cheeps joke. Happy wedding anniversary to my handsome and rocket husband.
- It’s just a fact, after too much fighting and kidding on a high level, we are together this means we made for each other. Happy wedding anniversary to my fun-loving husband.
- If I leave you from right on spot all the works should be done from me at home, so I love you and never leave you. Happy anniversary.
- Last night I am thinking I am the luckiest woman on the planet due to its beauty but sudden I realize that I am your wife, my all happiness goes viral. Just kidding and happy anniversary.
- You love me, I love you, you trust me, I trust you, you kiss me, I kiss you, as the result, I am the mother of your children. Happy anniversary.
- If I have a wish to change one thing in the past, I will change my decision of marring with you. Happy wedding anniversary to my wonderful husband.
- You are not as perfect as I am, but still we are together, this is the only thing I learned from you anyway happy anniversary to you.
- I am failed to think why you choose me as a wife, I have not a single quality of great wife and a beautiful wife but you still love me its miracle. Happy wedding anniversary.
- I really deserve a trophy and reward of staying with you. This is really a miracle of being with you. Happy anniversary.
- There are no words which will explain my silly toughs about you which exactly express my feelings for you, that’s a good sign for our relationship happy anniversary.