Funny Friendship Quotes and Messages Collection

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Latest Friendship Quotes Funny Cute

  •  “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.”
  •  “It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.”
  •  “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
  •  “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” 
  • “Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
  •  “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ~
  •  “A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.” 
  •  “A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
  •  “Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.”
  • 10- “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”

Funny Friendship Quotes in English

  • “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
  •  “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
  • “A man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he outwears his love affairs, his politics, and his epistemology.”
  • “Your friends will believe in your potential, your enemies will make you live up to it.”
  •  “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
  •  “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
  • “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
  • “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
  • “My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.”
  •  “When we make friends then we change from being animals to being human.”

Latest Cool Friendship Quotes Collection

  •  “‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
  • “There is a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.”
  •  “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
  •  “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
  • “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
  •  “As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall after I finish laughing.”
  •  “There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true Friendship.”
  • “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.”
  • “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”
  •  “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

Top 10 Funny Friendship Quotes Captions For Instagram

  •  “She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.”
  •  “Meet my Partner in Crime!”
  •  “Forever and Always.”
  •  “I don’t even need to ask, I got you!”
  •  “Sometimes, being with your best friend is all the therapy you need!”
  •  “It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!”
  •  “I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.”
  •  Rain or Shine. I will be always here for you.”
  •  You are my sunshine on a rainy day.”
  • . I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.”

Top 10 Funny Best Friend Captions For Instagram

  •  “I am lucky to have a friend like you!”
  •  “Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.”
  • “Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.”
  •  “Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!”
  •  “Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.”
  •  “Best Friends are those with whom you can be openly weird and sarcastic without the person being offended.”
  •  “Good friends are like snowflakes. All different and all beautiful.”
  •  “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
  •  “Real Friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call something even more offensive.”
  • “Best Friends make the good times better and bad times easier.”

Funny Friend Captions For Instagram

  •  “I hope we are besties forever. Even after we die, we can become ghosties and scare people forever.”
  •  “We are going to be really cool old ladies.”
  • “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.”
  • “You and I are more than friends we’re like a really small gang.”
  •  “Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”
  • “I and my group of friends are the funniest humans I know.”
  • “I was an innocent being..then my best friend came along.”
  •  “Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!”
  •  “A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked!”
  •  “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”

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Updated: November 22, 2018 — 8:10 am

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